Page 16 GAY PEOPLE'S CHRONICLE

November 20, 1992

Dykes To Watch Out For

the virus

OUR

HEART BROKEN HEROINE IS

HAVING A HARD TIME BOUNCING BACK TO HER

LOOK AD BE. SNIFF WHAD A BESS! IB DEVER GOIG TO GET ADUTHER GIRLFRED.

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PERKY SELF.

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CAD

JEZADDA, CUB TO WORK TODAY. I CAD EVED BREEDTH.

WHAT? YOU CAN'T BREED? THANK THE GODDESS! THAT'D BE ALL WE NEED, HORDES OF WHINING MO-SPAWN UNLEASHED UPON SOCIETY.

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VERY FUDDY. COULD YOU PLEASE ASK LOIS TO BRIG SUB CAT FOOD OVER HERE OD HER LUTCH BREAK? IB TOO SICK TO GO OUT.

MRAO

SURE. YOU JUST TAKE IT EASY. TRY EATING SOME RAW GARLIC THATIL FIX WHAT ALLS You.

YEOW!!

CAUTION:

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IT SURE IS! AND LET ME

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THIS GIG!

THAT AFTERNOON... GOD, YOU LOOK LIKE SHOT. AND YOU SMELL LIKE A PICKLE FACTORY. I HOPE YOU'RE NOT CONTAGIOUS.

THAGS FOR CUBBIG OVER, LOIS. I WAS AFRAID IF I POZED OFF I'D LOSE A LIMB.

NO PROBLEM. I HAVE A LITTLE CARE PACKAGE FOR YOU,

TOO!

SAMPLINGS FROM MY VIDEO COLLECTION AND SOME CHICKEN SOUP!

THAT'S VERY SWEET, BUD I'B A FUCKIG VEGETARIAD AD I DOTE HAVE A VCR.

OH. WELL THEN HOW ABOUT IF I REGALE YOU WITH TRUE STORIES OF MY NIGHT AT THE LOVE TUNNEL? NAMES CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY, OF COURSE.

IT CADT POSSIBLY BE WORSE THAD WATCHIG HALFHOUR TV ADS FOR VACUBE CLEADERS.

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GREAT. MIND IF I HEAT THIS UP FIRST? I'M STARVING.

SNK

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